on dating

I have had some interesting dating experiences in my day.

Yes. Interesting to say the least.

I have even been told me that I need to write a book. That has yet to be determined, but here is the most recent gem of an experience.

*Please note this happened while my date was signing the check for dinner.

My Date: So do you do your own taxes?
  
My Thought: What? Did he seriously just ask me that??

My Answer: Ummm...No...I still have my dad do them...

My Date: Well just like taxes, everything in life is a business transaction.

A business transaction?

Pretty sure he referred to me...and this date...as a business transaction. I'm surprised he didn't pull out a piece of paper right there and start a SWOT analysis on me.

Date over.